There's a lesson here. Government. Can't. Do. Better.The Old Victorian Webcomic is written by Daniel Meyer and illustrated by Ralph Hayes Junior.

Mandatory Counseling 1

We got to pay $100/hr for this “counseling”, which was about 20% of our entire wedding budget.

…and the next counselor makes THIS guy look downright tame!

↓ Transcript
Narration: Unfortuately the great state of Texas was entering the "social engineering" stage, and demanded THREE hours of mandatory premarital counceling before they would issue a marriage license.
Narration (pointer): Seven ex-wives.
Narration (pointer): Deadbeat dad
Narration (pointer): 12 kids by 9 women.
Narration (pointer): Felony conviction for domestic violence.
Narration (pointer): State licensed pre-marriage counselor.
State licensed marriage counselor: Don't do it.
State licensed marriage counselor: Men are all cheaters. He's probably cheating on you already.
State licensed marriage counselor: Get what you want from him and then dump him.
State licensed marriage counselor: And women are all vampires. She'll take you for everything you have so fast you won't know what hit you!
State licensed marriage counselor: And don't get me started about kids, the little leaches!


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